A Standard
Andy (unlike the Typical Andy), is when something happens that'
s usually embarrassing and is completely that persons fault, normally because that person is clumsy, not thinking things through or just doing something
stupid. Someone can have a Standard Andy moment or (like the Typical Andy) they can be having a Standard Andy day.
A Standard
Andy incident could be a number of things, they could think something is funny and get in trouble as a result. Such as trying to jump the fence to take a short cut because they didn'
t want to walk around and spitting their trousers in the process or even public nudity resulting in the
police being called.
*****"I was on a night out and went for a piss down an alleyway, but I ended up pissing all down myself and my bag."*****
*****"You dick
head, what a Standard Andy."*****