I am scared of sleeping

Moaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hi I am scared of sleeping

by Blueprint7 March 8, 2022

why am i doing this

i dont know and i give no solid farts

"why am i doing this? just to suffer? whats the point everything ends"

by hehe farts in french July 7, 2021

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021

No, i am a boy

A joke from @bigbagofpotatoes videos.

Video: The 10 hottest women in the world.

1.You

Le him: No, i am a boy!

by Impasta_Nina April 23, 2022

I am cool

No you aren’t

You: I am cool
Me: No you’re not

by udtshausbbs November 27, 2021

Am i special?

Why did you look this up? If you are depressed then talk about it.

Yes you are!!! You can do things that nobody can do!

kArEn: My kid is special!
Litterly the fattest kid on earth: Am i special?
KAreN: no, i tried to drown you, but the manager said milkshakes are for drinking only.

by tobitaart June 9, 2020

How old am I?

Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are

"How old am I?"

Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU

by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) September 19, 2022