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Alcocall 

a phone call made deliberately for the purpose of obtaining alcohol. These calls are usually odd and made by unsuspecting friends that don't associate with the called much beyond when they need something.
Jeremy: "Hey what's up Ned. How are things?"
Ned: "Ahh Jeremy, pretty good. Things are fine for me. How are you buddy, i haven't talked to you in like 2 months."
Jeremy: "I'm good, I'm good. Hey man... ah do you think you can...say...get me some stuff for tonight."
Ned: *hangs up phone* "Damn alcocalls"
Alcocall by The69person June 18, 2009
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ancora imparo 

A reminder that mistakes are a learning curve, that every first, second, third....time provides oppotunity for improvement, that you are always ancora imparo
ancora imparo by Momma Nut August 28, 2010
Short for Anarcho-communism, a political ideology that seeks to limit state power while also allowing collective ownership of critically needed industries. It was first conceptualized by Peter Kropotkin with his bread book in the 19th century and is in stark contrast to later authoritarian communist states.

For example: instead of a few people owning Boeing, Apple, Purdue, and the other major US companies, they would be owned and directed by their workers democratically. The idea is that a few greedy folks at the top aren't going to screw everyone else under them, because an informed democracy and solid constitution wouldn't allow it. Anarcho-capitalists believe they can establish and maintain this order in absence of a state, or a under a minimalist state.
Those ancoms are going to turn the grocery into a co-op. Fuck yeah!
A web-whoops, where the intended word was "account" but the fingers were faster than the brain, and the brain forgot to spell-check.

Very bad if you do it in a business letter and do not correct it, leaves the customer wondering: "What's an Aco cunt?"

(Also sounds like it may be a really unpleasant coconut.)
Dear Mr Jones,

We have recently reviewed your acocunt.....Please bring your acocunt up to date immediately!
acocunt by LabMom November 3, 2009
Short for anarcho-communism or anarcho-communist
-What does ancom even mean?
-It's a short for anarcho-communism or anarcho-communist.
ancom by eyehavsweg June 14, 2015

Ancora Imparo 

Italian for "I am still learning." Said to have been uttered by Michelangelo on his death bed. Slogan of the Pennsylvania DeMolay KeyMan conference.
Take the time to learn from your peers and coworkers. Remember, ancora imparo.
Ancora Imparo by Flanny2701 August 7, 2018