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Anal Tears

Diarrhoea, severe Diarrhoea.
Your ass is crying, Diarrhoea.
All wet and runny, Diarrhoea.
Just like tears, Diarrhoea.
Had a right dodgy kebab lastnight, made my arse cry this morning, it cried anal tears.
by PantsofSor April 27, 2008
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anal tearage

The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.
My boyfriend gave me anal tearage from our anniversary date last night.
by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010
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Anal hair tear

When a man plucks his anal hairs.
Jeff: Dude my ass hair was getting so long and I didn't want to cut myself trying to shave so I did an Anal hair tear.
by hatesjeff November 14, 2009
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