anal rapture

a case of extreme explosive diarrhea; usually caused by excessive ingestion of chili.

Don't go in the bathroom for a while. The anal rapture caused by the three scoops of chili at Mongolian Barbeque is going to need some time!

anal rapture by Travoltine January 13, 2009

Anal-Rapture 

Form of punishment for employees who don’t follow instructions.

Management called Dennis into the office this morning for an “ANAL-RAPTURE”. After he parked in the wrong location.

Anal-Rapture by AssMan1987 October 11, 2022

anal rupture

When someone has too much But sex that Their anus starts to bleed or that their Ass starts to hurt so much they can't sit.

Jack: "man my butt hurts so much doctor! I don't know why it hurts." Doctor:"have you had butt sex recently?" Jack:"yeah. Why?" Docter: "it seems you have an anal rupture

anal rupture by The dank warlock July 16, 2017

Anal Rupture

One day, oh just a normal day! Then? BOOM! POP POP! WAIT WHAT! OH NO MY ASS IS RIPPED OUT, I GOTTA GO TOO THE DOC. I SHOULDA LISTENED TOO THE WIFE AND TOOK THE CORKSCREW OUTTA MY ASS! AND NOW I HAVE ANAL RUPTURE! GODDAMNIT MAN!

You feel a massive drop and pop in your ass, aKa, A Anal Rupture, and honestly, theres nothing too do… your screwed. Don’t mind the pun, but its quite truthful
WHY MAN WHY ME? WHY DID I HAVE TOO BLOW UP LITERALLY! IDK WHAT TOO DO I MEAN MY ANAL HAD A RUPTURE, A RIPOUT IF YOY MUST!

Anal Rupture by Blownbell66 November 15, 2022