A large, intmidating, muscular man of viking decent who listens to nothing but black metal and death metal, and who loves nothing more than to ram women's assoles as hard as possible.
Jesus Christ, look at that monster, he's gotta be 6'5" and solid muscle, crazy ass viking berserker bastard! Yeah I know, I spoke with him earlier, all he cares about is hatefuckin' chicks in the butt and deathmetal, just an analpoundingshithammer.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).