A reference to
penetration of the anus by or with a
phallus (generally a
penis or
dildo) that is attached to a muffin. Known semantic variants include:
1. The act or event of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin.
2. In an act of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin, any of the following: the baked part of the muffin; the attached phallus; or the entire muffin+phallus apparatus.
3. Any reference to the
online video "Anal Penetration Muffin," which can be found on several
Web locations, including: http://
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_
anal-penetration-muffin_fun. The aforementioned video appears to be a
spoof of comedian
Liam [Kyle Sullivan]'s highly popular "
Muffins" video (http://
www.
youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrase "anal penetration muffin" and its close cousin, "
anal muffin," have only become common in certain
West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge),
Los Angeles,
San [Francisco],
Portland, and
[Seattle].
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's
nasty lasagna!"
2. "Man, your new haircut's
whack. Your head would look
better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit! Fuck!
Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the
final paper's due today!"