anal muffin
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Shorthand reference to penetration of the anus by or with a penis that is attached to a muffin, as seen in the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin" (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun). The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrases "anal muffin" and "anal penetration muffin" have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrases "anal muffin" and "anal penetration muffin" have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"
2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
anal muffin by ®© April 13, 2009
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anal penetration muffin
A reference to penetration of the anus by or with a phallus (generally a penis or dildo) that is attached to a muffin. Known semantic variants include:
1. The act or event of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin.
2. In an act of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin, any of the following: the baked part of the muffin; the attached phallus; or the entire muffin+phallus apparatus.
3. Any reference to the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin," which can be found on several Web locations, including: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun. The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrase "anal penetration muffin" and its close cousin, "anal muffin," have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. The act or event of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin.
2. In an act of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin, any of the following: the baked part of the muffin; the attached phallus; or the entire muffin+phallus apparatus.
3. Any reference to the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin," which can be found on several Web locations, including: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun. The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrase "anal penetration muffin" and its close cousin, "anal muffin," have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"
2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
anal penetration muffin by ®© April 13, 2009
anal muffing
Rebecca: I heard Chad is up for anal muffing!
Holly: He better spread his cheeks pretty wide for my vag!
Holly: He better spread his cheeks pretty wide for my vag!
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chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!