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Among us balls 

me: heard of among us balls?

my friend: no...?

me: well among us balls

Among us balls 

Among us balls is used when there is awkward silence and you need something to randomly make someone laugh

sussy among us balls 

"bro ur being really sussy among us balls"

DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS 

you’re probably 7 years old if you say this or using it to be un-funny
Person: Tell me a joke
Child:Knock knock
Person: who’s there
Child: DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS
Person: i ain’t saying that you stereotypical fnf kid

Sussy Baka UwU i love balls among us UWU imposter

Person: I love amogus
Person2: SUSSY BAKA UWU LOVE bQaLLS AMONG US SUCK ASS HAHAHAHAHA
Person3: Sussy Baka UwU i love balls among us UWU imposter

Sussy among us balls syndrome 

When you keep convincing yourself and your friends that you are the actual sussy amogus imposter from among us, this medical tragedy will cause severe concussions even though you aren’t falling down and landing on your head and hour long seizures when you see an among us meme.
Employer: hey it says here you have sussy among us balls syndrome, what is that?
Guy: oh it’s a medical problem I have a doctors note.

Employer: okay, well, would you mind reading this form and confirming it?
Guy: okay *reads paper* I’m alright with everything other than the “not murdering anyone” policy.
Employer: what do you mean by that
Guy: I have sussy among us balls syndrome I’m the imposter from among us.

Employer: oh right, you mean this game? *shows picture of among us character*
Guy: *has a painful and long seizure*
Employer: someone get a doctor for this goofy ahh medical patient