Short for alternative. Description of a person who looks "alternative". Signs of an altzy person is thickrimmed glasses, dyed hair, alternative clothing style.
Wandering or standing around aimlessly as if you are suffering from Alzheimer's disease, usually because you are drunk or under the influence of drugs.
fuck me, Brad's had a heavy night, he's altzing badly this morning. see (monging)
Altay is a symbol of hope and shows a lot of strength and intelligence. To be an Altay means that you are able to accomplish anything you want. Also there is the adjective altay. To be altay means to be very smart and have the ability to control yourself in a very good way. Another definition of Altay is to be a really good fighter and someone with endurance in every situation.
Man, I wish I was an Altay
Wow you are altay in your job.
To be Altay means a lot of power.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.