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Shortened version of Alzheimer's

Used to insult someone's intelligence

Like calling someone retarded
''God is real.''
"Stfu you altzy."
Altzy by Ngrfgt September 15, 2017
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altzy • Alty • altay • altyn • Altynbek • Alteya • Altyanna • altynay • altynka • ahtzyry
He's funny sometimes no cap. He's tallll brooo like goddamnnn. Nice. Likes among us and is too good at imposter smh
Altay: Among us?
Me: yeah I'm down
Him: Cool :)
Altay by Fiona_is_aight September 26, 2020
Altynay is the best
altynay by kianalovesyou January 11, 2014
Wandering or standing around aimlessly as if you are suffering from Alzheimer's disease, usually because you are drunk or under the influence of drugs.
fuck me, Brad's had a heavy night, he's altzing badly this morning. see (monging)
altzing by sipukka December 31, 2015
An adjective used to describe a person who dresses non conformist and who thinks they are above mainstream music.
Johnny: "hey nahe have you heard the new eminem album"
Nahe: "that mainstream shit sucks now check out how alty my turquoise cardigan is"
Alty by the4shoreismine November 19, 2010
Altay is a symbol of hope and shows a lot of strength and intelligence. To be an Altay means that you are able to accomplish anything you want. Also there is the adjective altay. To be altay means to be very smart and have the ability to control yourself in a very good way. Another definition of Altay is to be a really good fighter and someone with endurance in every situation.
Man, I wish I was an Altay
Wow you are altay in your job.
To be Altay means a lot of power.
altay by Bozz_Draco January 2, 2017
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