alphafrog

A social outcast due to extreme obesity who stalks people on the internet. Psychologically unstable.

1)The alphafrog spent her entire days on the internet living in a cyber world trying to be popular.

2) Man, after she was called out for being a loser, she went all alphafrog!

3)I had no idea she would go all alphafrog and stalk him!

by Katie Katie Miller April 26, 2009

Alphadrogynist

A heterosexual male who is proud of their lack of alpha and embraces femininity to express themselves. One who occasionally acts in a manner that other straight men would describe as gay.

Ryanimay Conferido is a proud alphadrogynist, his comedy sometimes consists of a pitchy voice and a flopped hand.

by BoopityLoopity November 24, 2019

Alphatrooper

Guy who is bad at games and has no life.He dosnt know memes.But he still uses them.Guy with no brains who is retarded.

That guy is alphatrooper.

by Ciplis December 25, 2012

alpharole

To Alpharole is to basically show someone who's boss, but unlike the authority associated with an official job-title or rank, alpharole is the unofficial superiority witnessed more in places like prison or the military among inmates or grunts of seemingly the same rank. Whereas people might listen to a manager, guard or a lieutenant, they very well may make fun and mock them behind their back. An Alpharole is more of tribal type of assertion of power, when the authority is backed by fear or respect or both and not necessarily official.
The term may also apply to a lion and the tamer, or males of the same heard of animals.

You better start alpharolling your dog, lest he bites your ass one of those days.

I've spent two weeks in jail and the assholes there were constantly trying to alpharole me.

You see how Beth is always alpharolling her hubby. Kinda tells you who's got the balls in that marriage.

by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008

alafrogaroo

the cross between an alligator, a frog, and a kangaroo that live in the wabash river

head of alligator
body of giant frog
legs of a kangaroo

The alafrogaroo is the 2nd best thing in the world, first being Chuck Norris.

by alafrogaroo inventer January 23, 2011

alphARGHbets!

alphabet: the set of letters used when writing in a language.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

alphARGHbets!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about alphabets.

"alphARGHbets!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 28, 2013

Alphatroll

Someone who constantly reports Raidmembers for their name by creating Urban Dictionary entries.

"Man, our new Warrior is really an Alphatroll."

by KonradKurze June 6, 2019