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alkaddict 

an extreme individual psychologically challenged with obsessive compulsive fantasies involving dwayne the rock johnson a 44 gallon drum of baby oil and a naked bear hugging competition
addicted to various substances including crack, blow, alcohol and vast quantities of baby oil used as a hallucinogenic substance, sometimes creating a market shortage driving up share prices at johnson&johnson.
that alkaddict was so slippery the rock couldnt grasp him and he flopped around like a mullet out of water !
who bought all the baby oil ? must of been an alkaddict !
alkaddict by h3dr4n February 2, 2018
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Alexaddicted 

A sitemodeling occult centered around an anonymous 'Alexa,' who may or may not be a teen girl. Allexaddicted is a group of elitist snobs, worshiped by 13 year olds, and known for bagging on anyone better than them. Some of their latest targets include; Leda Monsterbunny, Amber McCracken, and Darcie Nicole Hilton. Alexa is most known for trashing Ink Dolls Sofc though.
I just applied for Alexaddicted and got rejected for having Leda monsterbunny on my friends. Laaaaame.
Alexaddicted by 1671919 November 18, 2011

aquaddict 

Someone who gets high off of water. Mainly by shooting up on distilled water but in rare instances water can be takin faster by means of the anus although this not for the amature because in most instances the aquaddict will appear to have shit their pants.
Katie skipped class so she could inject herself with water she is a serious aquaddict.

Curious Person: "Is it just me or did Katie shit herself?"

Me: "No I just saw her sitting on a water fountain shootin up on h20 she is an aquaddict....wait no she smells, she deffinately shit herself."
aquaddict by Jonathon Gage December 14, 2006

aniaddicted 

AhNeeEdikted.adjective.of or pertaining to an addiction/immense love of Ani DiFranco
Janine is aniaddicted and can't wait to see her in concert in november with her bestest friends in the world Alex and May
aniaddicted by anilover October 18, 2008

Aniaddicted 

anniadicted, AhNeeEdikted (adjective)
Of or pertaining to an addiction to Ani DiFranco
Alexastical: I just listened to 55 Ani DiFranco songs in a row and I'm thinking of naming my child after her.

Amayzing: You're aniaddicted!
Aniaddicted by Marquis the amazing October 19, 2008
A 2019 musicial porn parody by woodrocket based on aladdin,it features songs,bad costumes and one sex scene sadly none with jafar
Aladdick is the true aladdin plotline
Aladdick by Ebola loves u November 19, 2025
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