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an extreme individual psychologically challenged with obsessive compulsive fantasies involving dwayne the rock johnson a 44 gallon drum of baby oil and a naked bear hugging competition
addicted to various substances including crack, blow, alcohol and vast quantities of baby oil used as a hallucinogenic substance, sometimes creating a market shortage driving up share prices at johnson&johnson.
that alkaddict was so slippery the rock couldnt grasp him and he flopped around like a mullet out of water !
who bought all the baby oil ? must of been an alkaddict !
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by h3dr4n February 02, 2018
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