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alison varney 

Alison is a beautiful person with good intentions and kind spirit ! Often, many see her and judge quickly on her outer appearance. Her physical appearance is so attractive that often times, those who do not know her will often hate her out of the emotion of fear. People fear those as attractive as an Alison because her reactions have great impact on them. when they do not receive a reaction they want/expected, the response emotion is anger/fear. Alison, impressively, is not phased by those who hate her. Her emotional intelligence is far too high to be altered in any way by the foolish who attempt to bring her self esteem down. She is a very emotion driven person which works to her favor, as she has a great interpersonal understanding of her own emotions as well as the emotions of those around her ! She has obtained these powerful traits through instinct, past experiences, and great intellectual genetics. She's faced much adversity in life, but that wont stop her from pursuing the happiness she knows she deserves. That same adversity has helped her grow ahead of her time in certain knowledge and understanding ! its often true that great struggle can create great strength. If you've ever hurt an alison, be sure to make amends and apologize for your wrong doings !! Alisons deserve to be built up and loved. if you havent told an alison you love and care for her recently, make sure to do so today !
Person 1: Wow, that person has a high emotional intelligence ! is that an Alison Varney by chance ?

Person 2 : damn skippy, sport

Person 1: Thanks for clarifying, champ
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016