alexacus

Well, This name is a roman god of shit. Known for having big feet, and skinny hands. Is terrified of mama bird feeding thief Children. Does not like to be touched. Super aggressive. Is obsessed with Starbucks. Loves Starbucks. Is a child MOLESTER.and usually dates the minorities.

Kid: Mom I just took a huge Alexacus in the toilet
Mom: ok honey, let me lick it up for you

by Chicken Grease Hoe December 21, 2013

Alexcuse

Excuses by Alexsexuals blaming everyone and all other factors possible outside of NFL quarterback Alex Smith himself to explain why he's such an utterly pathetic football player and the biggest bust in NFL history.

"The reason Alex has done so poorly is due to the awful coaching, offensive line, wide receivers as well as the stadium winds. He's a good player and he's young with lots of potential!!!"

"You are such an unbelievable Smith nut hugger listing a pile of ALEXCUSES! Shaun Hill has succeeded with those same exact factors."

by NinerCapHell March 11, 2009