1 definition by Chicken Grease Hoe

Well, This name is a roman god of shit. Known for having big feet, and skinny hands. Is terrified of mama bird feeding thief Children. Does not like to be touched. Super aggressive. Is obsessed with Starbucks. Loves Starbucks. Is a child MOLESTER.and usually dates the minorities.
Kid: Mom I just took a huge Alexacus in the toilet
Mom: ok honey, let me lick it up for you
by Chicken Grease Hoe December 22, 2013
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