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Alcohalt 

When someone passes up a drink in order to appease a relationship partner
I don’t care if Brian thinks that drinking before noon on a Sunday is sacrilegious. The Sauvignon Blanc sounds good to me and I’m not going to alcohalt just to impress him.

Remember how much Debbie loved vodka and could drink us all under the table? Well, since she married that stuffy teetotaler, she had to alcohalt.
Alcohalt by Ivana Margarita January 22, 2010
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alcohalzheimer's 

Forgetting nights, parts of nights, things you did/said, and random things all the time because of drinking too much.
I can't believe I lost my car AGAIN on Friday night, I swear, my alcohalzheimer's is getting really bad.
alcohalzheimer's by CU@5 March 4, 2009
“My good buddy Dylan is a recovering Alcohalas, he was once the king of the alcoholics”
Alcohalas by The wrestler Steen March 2, 2020

alcohalitosis

The horrible bad breath that comes the morning after a night of too much drinking.
Man: "Mfgrmblgrhrhm, good morning >yawn<"
Woman: "OH dear LORD that alcohalitosis stinks so bad I am going to be sick."
alcohalitosis by E^J April 1, 2010
A large room designed to consume alcoholic beverages in.
We spent some time in the alcohal, and came out staggering.
alcohal by Bosji February 14, 2012

alcohali 

breath that absolutely wreaks of alcohol that morning after you wake up from a party.
Mom: I just got a whiff of your alcohali, and i nearly passed out.
alcohali by zneebs June 2, 2018

Alcoholtism 

A fall down Alcoholic Booze Bag, who drinks themselves Autistic
Frank the Tank, has Alcoholtism. He has a bright Red Face and drinks himself Retarted, until he’s drooling all over himself.
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