Knobulous Maximus, a member of lower society: culminating in living off other people's scraps of attention, hardly considered human, an excuse for an intake of our lasting effects of healthy oxygen.

Basically, a skinny fat fucker, who one could unironically write tomes expressing their disdain for such a being, could possibly be comparable to a half-zygote grown primordial soup.

"Daz is quite the agricatoious wouldn't you say, Balmond?" perked Jeremy from his low armchair in the corner of the mostly sedated room. The rain had just begun again, belatedly. Charles didn't commit much thought to Jeremy's outbreak however wondered why the horse moaned like that the previous thursday. The following morning he awoke in his shared dorm to the rain again: it was All Hallows Evening, a dark time in Charles' memoirs. His godfather had taken ill the previous holiday and died, Charles reminisced.

agricatoious by Blasphemous Essayist November 16, 2023

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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