Knobulous Maximus, a member of lower society: culminating in living off other people's scraps of attention, hardly considered human, an excuse for an intake of our lasting effects of healthy oxygen.

Basically, a skinny fat fucker, who one could unironically write tomes expressing their disdain for such a being, could possibly be comparable to a half-zygote grown primordial soup.

"Daz is quite the agricatoious wouldn't you say, Balmond?" perked Jeremy from his low armchair in the corner of the mostly sedated room. The rain had just begun again, belatedly. Charles didn't commit much thought to Jeremy's outbreak however wondered why the horse moaned like that the previous thursday. The following morning he awoke in his shared dorm to the rain again: it was All Hallows Evening, a dark time in Charles' memoirs. His godfather had taken ill the previous holiday and died, Charles reminisced.

agricatoious by Blasphemous Essayist November 16, 2023

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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