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After Kirk

The year after 2025 AD. After the passing of the prophet Charlie Kirk, the Catholic Church, after taking a lump sum of cash, decided to honor Charlie Kirk and turn the year 2026 AD into 1 AK (After Kirk). After even more money, the Catholic Church humbly decided to create hymns dedicated to Charlie Kirk; including but not limited to: We Are Charlie Kirk, How Dare They (For Charlie), and Charlie. The Catholic Church humbly, after even more money, created the KT (Kirky Testament).
Lucas: “Bro, my son was born in 1 AK (After Kirk), we are going to raise him to follow Kirktholicism.” (We gave the Catholic Church a lot of money to change their name).
After Kirk by Jeffica3576 December 10, 2025
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Afterkick 

An unpleasant feeling some people infrequently experience when taking a drag of marijuana. Some report it as their brain exploding, or swelling of their heart combined with anxiety. It's only temporary and goes away after a few seconds.
Take the spliff away dude, this afterkick is killing me.
Afterkick by Purantsu January 16, 2017

afterkick 

The bad feeling that you have several hours(days) after taking amphetamines(Speed), MDMA(Ecstasy), etc.
That X I took last night was crap, the afterkick was so bad that I thought about quiting drugs...
afterkick by WoWSura July 28, 2011