aegilop 

The word "aegilop" is the longest word in the English language to have all its letters in alphabetical order. It's also a plant and some species are known as invasive weeds in parts of North America.

Dad: did you spray all the aegilop with weed killer?
Son: Wtf is aegilop?

aegilop by Lil'Bitchie May 10, 2018

Aegilopsyz 

The first thought wile still being a sperm.

I became self aware during aegilopsyz.

Aegilopsyz by The original human being March 20, 2009