Accordion Theif

A surprise clitfucking, in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out, when you're playing all night and the music's all right.

Terry is so god damned hot, I think tonight I'm going to pull her into a back alley and pop her an accordion theif.

by Colonel_Hogs April 8, 2007

accordian theif

One of the two moxie-class characters selectable in the online , text-based role-playing game, "Kingdom of Loathing."

"Hey, Jim, which character did you pick on KoL?"
"Oh, I'm an accordian theif."

by Justin Dodson December 15, 2006