Medical condition occurring commonly among shipyard employees. Symptoms include depression, weakness in the joints(specifically the ankles), trouble getting out of bed, an overall feeling of lethargy, saying “better than what I got”,& a hatred of life in general. Is highly contagious & cannot be cured or treated once it becomes terminal.
I was down with the abeitis all last week & nearly jumped off a bridge. Good thing I have unlimited vacation time.
by Dyrty Steve December 21, 2018