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log and a wink 

The act of taking a shit when a log hits the cold water and immediately splashes back up at your asshole creating a "wink". Probably one of the worst things ever...
Abacus: hey BJ ill be right back ima go take a shit
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable
log and a wink by OBIE9 January 26, 2012

Ambien and a Wink

When a woman tells you she wouldn’t mind waking up with a leaking gaped asshole as she takes an Ambien and winks at you.
“STACEY game me the ole Ambien and a Wink last night for some painal destruction”.

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day 

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

shove a wink

Putting a good word in for someone. Whether it be for a job reference or for a date.
When you head to work shove a wink at your boss so manager so they can hire me.

Shove a wink at Lisa and let her know I'm interested.

Hook-up favor
shove a wink by Papabear239 October 12, 2014

Throw a wink 

To wink at someone in a flirty way. It might be for pity or to make them feel better. However, it may be more.....
That guy wants nothing to do with me. He won't even throw a wink at me.
Throw a wink by Wolfishcrib December 13, 2018

wink a puss 

I was out in the woods one night and looked up and there I saw a Wink a Puss
wink a puss by Derek dickface February 7, 2019