cut yourself a switch 

The phrase used when an adult asks for the person being disciplined to cut a switch from a tree to be beaten with.

"So, You set the Cat on fire. You better go in the backyard and cut yourself a switch boy!"

cut yourself a switch by Captain L January 13, 2008

pick a switch

When grandma has had enough and tells you to go find a branch to bring to her so she can beat your ass

Grandma: go pick a switch, boy! And it better be a good one
You: oh shit!

pick a switch by Msmagic95 December 16, 2017

Bear hunting with a switch 

1) Impossible
2) Frightening

"Selling this customer is like bear hunting with a switch!"
"She's so rough-looking I'll bet she goes bear hunting with a switch!"

Bear hunting with a switch by Mattake2 March 16, 2008

pull a switch on

to replace something with something else

I figure you went to Emergency to pull a switch on the slug they took out of the victim.

pull a switch on by Peter Bencsik June 11, 2006

flip a switch 

To lose control; freak out; become enraged and pissed off.

If that douche bag doesn't back up off my girl I am going to flip a swith!

flip a switch by Slayerize May 10, 2005

Hit a switch 

Engaging the hydraulics system in your slab

Man, we thought his ride was a hoopdie but when he hit the switch we knew it was a slab

Imma hit a switch, imma get hyper, maan where that shit at? Pass my damn lighter - Big Tiger - Drank Up In My Cup - Swishahouse Classic Flows Vol 1

Hit a switch by Ash HTX December 30, 2010

big enough to go bear hunting with a switch 

when theres a kid so big on your football team that u have to point that out to him.

Matulich, you're big enough to go bear hunting with a switch!!! now get angry!

big enough to go bear hunting with a switch by PeteMat March 3, 2009