two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

a penny and a half

A lesser-known variant of the phrase "a pretty penny" (i.e. very expensive).

That Aesop moisturizer cost me a penny and a half!

by Ridonkeydonk April 24, 2020