A Cuban Missile 

It's like scissoring for lesbians but with a man and woman. While in the scissor position the man aligns his anus with the woman's vaginal opening and proceeds to excrete a firm fecal log inside said woman's venereal cavity.

Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".

Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?

*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.

A Cuban Missile

A Cuban Missile by Ramsey Dikken December 6, 2013

A Cuban Missile Crisis 

When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."

A Cuban Missile Crisis by ProtoZone March 28, 2011