lord harkon stroke

lord harkon is a booty god

you got a lord harkon stroke from dat booty

by fuck her right in de pussy July 6, 2018

stroke your lovely

to lightly stroke someones butt while walking by

guy- i would love to stroke your lovely
girl- freak!!

by Taylor e May 10, 2008

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

brain stroke

WHEN URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO STUPID THE STUPITIDY YOUR BRAIN IS CONSUMING CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A STROKE IN YOUR BRAIN

GRAY WAS READING URBAN DICTIONARY AND HAD A BRAIN STROKE

by UHdjjfkbihfce September 8, 2021

stroke the tortoise

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.

by deepthong November 22, 2022

Stroke check

When a friend casually checks if you have stroke symptoms

Hey can you smile for me?
Sure!.... did you just stroke check me?!

by Verdain November 20, 2022

Muppet Stroke

When your voice changes into a cartoon or puppet sounding voice for no reason.

Holy shit, did you just have a muppet stroke?

by DrumBox January 7, 2015