The more dank version of "noob" or "n00b." Newb means a person who is bad at something/ doesnt have a lot of knowledge of said thing. Only the dankest of edgy memelords use the word "newb." Sometimes when someone who is not dank uses the word, they explode because it is too dank for them
by Edgy memelord January 6, 2018
What you would call someone or yourself when you or they, being the newb, are new to something that you have little to none experience in
Dude, your mommy must be ashamed because you are such a newb- Every trash talking player of any of the COD franchises ranging from MW2 to Ghost
by Ultimanium June 7, 2015
what 2017-2018 joiners on Roblox call you when you snipe them while they are moving resulting in toxic nine-year-old salt plagues which will infect other nine-year-olds until the whole server reports you for hacking.
9yr : wh4t +h3 h3k m4N, u r ay newb
me: Dude, I joined in 2013<------######################
9yr: y u +yp3 TAGS, 1 c4n+ un|)3r$+4nd u
me: I cant understand you either.
me: Dude, I joined in 2013<------######################
9yr: y u +yp3 TAGS, 1 c4n+ un|)3r$+4nd u
me: I cant understand you either.
by im not a newb May 31, 2018
by MAT5 June 25, 2013
A newb is the more propper way of saying the online Insult noob to a new player on an online game or a new friend on AIM, Myspace, FaceBook, MSN messanger, any program online if you are new to it ppl have the right to call you a Newbie or Newb so don't fight it you'll grow out of it sooner or later when a newer kid moves into town/goes to your school/joins the team
"WOW! that dude is such a Newb he SUCKS! at everything"
another friend hears that being said so he then says
"Oh I know dude"
the Newb then hears the insult and he dorkishley comes up and says
"Hey new friends"
the regular town's kids yell back at him
"Get AWAY! from us ya NEWB!"
another friend hears that being said so he then says
"Oh I know dude"
the Newb then hears the insult and he dorkishley comes up and says
"Hey new friends"
the regular town's kids yell back at him
"Get AWAY! from us ya NEWB!"
by Jer-Hey!!! July 26, 2009
A weapon used to abuse/beat on newbs. A method of verbally slapping/disciplining rookies as you would a puppy with a newspaper.
by lavvgiver April 12, 2010