Zwald 

1. A person who lives above an indian restaurant.
2. A hucker with a big, sensual bod that he touches every night (or every other night, so he claims...) in hopes that Daffy Duck will strike him with lightning for not showing him his microwave.
3. A family that eats everything.

Man, that Zwald is so nasty, I stalked his window last night and saw his bod!

Zwald by abrector November 21, 2011

Zwald 

A farmer who enjoys Fran Dresher and models who happen to be his girlfriend. She almost killed him with a fork but its okay he forgave her. He robs Chili's of all their corncobs when going through a dry spell.

"Holy sh** that boy took my corn!"...

"Oh thats a Zwald he's just going through a dry spell, don't mind him"

Zwald by Sexyasschop888888888 December 12, 2012

Zaldy 

The epitome of awesomeness. Every girl wants a zaldy, every guy wants to be a zaldy. A zaldy isnt just sexy, but sexy is zaldy. Few people have ever achieved the state of zaldy.

Girl 1: I want a zaldy
Girl 2: Omg... me too!
*A zaldy walks in*
Girl 1: Wow..... a real life zaldy *faints*
Girl 2: He's so dreamy... *faints*
Random guy: I wish I was a zaldy....

Zaldy by 1AwesomePerson1 April 14, 2011

ZALDY 

means lovable, gorgeous, sexy and handsome.

Zaldy is the most handsome in the universe.

ZALDY by mightykid February 22, 2017

pull a Zewald 

To pretend you have to leave early just to get rid of annoying person in the pub. Upon leaving the pub, make sure all your friends go in one direction and the annoying person in the other. When he/she is out of sight, it's safe to go back in a have a good time with your friends!

Man, who invited X, we had to pull a Zewald on the annoying bastard!
Good fun after he left though.

pull a Zewald by Milanifan October 25, 2010

zwadoodie 

Zwadoodie is the made-up surname for J. Ronaldin, inventor of Twiglets. Zwadoodie was added to the Twiglets Wikipedia page as a joke and, although since been taken down, this imaginary surname has been written in articles and printed in a book.

In 1929, J. Ronaldin Zwadoodie invented Twiglets

zwadoodie by Emsie2442 April 23, 2018

zald 

Verb | To zald

When you get so angry and you're done malding, so you resort to zalding

*on call*
Friend 1: BRO THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING BAD I HATE THIS SHIT
Friend 2: Stop zalding bro

zald by YAZZZINNN February 15, 2022