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1. A person who lives above an indian restaurant.
2. A hucker with a big, sensual bod that he touches every night (or every other night, so he claims...) in hopes that Daffy Duck will strike him with lightning for not showing him his microwave.
3. A family that eats everything.
Man, that Zwald is so nasty, I stalked his window last night and saw his bod!
by abrector November 21, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A farmer who enjoys Fran Dresher and models who happen to be his girlfriend. She almost killed him with a fork but its okay he forgave her. He robs Chili's of all their corncobs when going through a dry spell.
"Holy sh** that boy took my corn!"...

"Oh thats a Zwald he's just going through a dry spell, don't mind him"
by Sexyasschop888888888 December 12, 2012
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