Zuwu 

Descriptive noun used to refer to one who has difficulty losing weight. This is often due to the fact that this person accounts for 15% of the Panda Express consumption on the UMCP campus. Also known for his non-prowess with those of the opposite gender and lack of a personal life beyond school, food and paintball. Repetitive hand gestures also accompany this behavior. Sometimes shortened to just Zu when making slang references.

I cant finish this chicken sandwich, where is a Zuwu when you need him?

Zu is just going to go home and go to sleep. He doesnt want to go out with us this weekend.

Zuwu by tabula August 30, 2008