Descriptive noun used to refer to one who has difficulty losing weight. This is often due to the fact that this person accounts for 15% of the Panda Express consumption on the UMCP campus. Also known for his non-prowess with those of the opposite gender and lack of a personal life beyond school, food and paintball. Repetitive hand gestures also accompany this behavior. Sometimes shortened to just Zu when making slang references.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods