Zonache

pronounced: zaw-nayk

The 'zonache' is a headache that is caused by external factors (e.g. annoying people). It is similar in intensity to a migraine.

The zonache can be easily mitigated by physically removing yourself from whatever/whoever is causing it.

..man, studying for finals is giving me a zonache..

Zonache by Oui Ngo Yu Laikit December 1, 2010

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Zonched

A cannabis user that smokes so much erb that they start telling people they are totally "zonched".

Ted and I were in the fort, in the woods and were smoking some dank green. I turned to Ted and said "man I'm really zonched right now".

Original interpretation came from Adam Demamp of workaholics when he said he was "gonch" right now. When listening to this high in 2013, I heard zonched and a new word was born.

Zonched by RyGuy88140 September 30, 2016

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Zonache • Zonched • zoncheese • Zoncher

Zoncher

One who sucks a fart out of another's ass. (Verb zonching)

Eww you sucked her fart out, your a zoncher.

Zoncher by zonch master 101 June 27, 2010

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zoncheese

raping little girls with a crown on.

that person over there, that’s a zoncheese

zoncheese by theniggerdestroyer March 1, 2021

SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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