Zonache

pronounced: zaw-nayk

The 'zonache' is a headache that is caused by external factors (e.g. annoying people). It is similar in intensity to a migraine.

The zonache can be easily mitigated by physically removing yourself from whatever/whoever is causing it.

..man, studying for finals is giving me a zonache..

by Oui Ngo Yu Laikit December 1, 2010

Zonched

A cannabis user that smokes so much erb that they start telling people they are totally "zonched".

Ted and I were in the fort, in the woods and were smoking some dank green. I turned to Ted and said "man I'm really zonched right now".

Original interpretation came from Adam Demamp of workaholics when he said he was "gonch" right now. When listening to this high in 2013, I heard zonched and a new word was born.

by RyGuy88140 September 30, 2016

Zoncher

One who sucks a fart out of another's ass. (Verb zonching)

Eww you sucked her fart out, your a zoncher.

by zonch master 101 June 27, 2010

zoncheese

raping little girls with a crown on.

that person over there, that’s a zoncheese

by theniggerdestroyer March 1, 2021