Zombiotic 

One who feels like a fucking zombie. Not exactly the flesh eating killers we all know and love, but resort back to Shawn of the Dead when they are practicing to be zombies. Yeah, that's zombiotic. Or should it be zombie-ish?

Dude, I drank way too much last night. I'm feeling pretty zombiotic today.

Zombiotic by Zombie87 June 16, 2009

Zombioid 

A person who uses opioid pain medications chronically causing them to become lethargic and/or exhibit irrational behavior.

Grandma became such a zombioid after she started taking those pain meds for her hip pain.

Zombioid by I_am_no_one January 26, 2019

Zombiosis 

Zombiosis is the process of becoming a zombie. Zombiosis usually involves death in one of the following ways, though not exclusively:

1.a-The individual dies and rises again as a zombie through coincidental means such as proximity to a biological lab or meaningful date (Halloween, midnight, etc).
b-The individual dies and is resurrected as a zombie by a shaman, scientist or other meaningful (though usually malicious) individual.
c-The individual rises for purposes of plot and/or action in a larger story.
2. The individual dies of natural causes, but was posthumously infected and rises as a zombie.
3.a-The individual dies of the infection itself and rises as a zombie.
b-In some cases, the infection never kills the individual (see 28 days later).

A fourth and irregular clause is if the individual is born as a zombie, usually due to an infection of the mother (see Dawn of the Dead).

In order to distinguish zombies from other varieties of active dead they must have corporeal bodies and must be human. In some incidences animals have been infected (see Dawn of the Dead), though these can't be considered true zombies. There is much debate over whether or not a zombie has to have completely died for the zombiosis to have taken effect, though in such films as 28 Days Later the individuals were described as 'filled with rage'. In modern horror movies, mentioning the 'Z' word is considered by some a faux pas.

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See also: zombie, undead, living dead, zombiology, zombification, zombified,

'Joel was unable to speak as zombiosis took hold of him.'

Zombiosis by Dr. Prion, Ph.D September 18, 2008

Zombitch 

Used as a derogitory term for the undead, usually said after you pwn them.

K to the I to the A, ZOMBITCH!

Zombitch by CJBATT May 3, 2011

Morning Zombification 

The state of anyone who is not a morning person before 10:00am. due to lack of alertness, symptoms include shambling, trouble forming coherent scentences that aren't moans, and genarally attacking anyone who garners your attention

mark: -groans-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-

Morning Zombification by seiyo no ryu- October 21, 2011

zombatic 

tired, exhausted and moving about in a mechanical sort of way. Acting like a zombie.

Without my morning cup of coffee I am zombatic.

zombatic by Michele May 13, 2005

Zombastic 

Describes behavior or manner of dress that evokes zombie imagery, but chic.

"I love those loose-fitting torn shirts that Debbie wears and how she pretends not to notice a resulting wardrobe malfunction. She's so Zombastic!"

Zombastic by The Ricktator June 9, 2013