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Zeedar Teretz 

A megalomaniacal young man with a prediliction for porn involving the Olsen twins, and making racist slurs about anyone who crosses his path. He promotes this through his website, www.zeedarteretz.com

Ultimately, he is a nerd in denial.
'He hasn't even spoken to her since the accident! He's turning himself into a real Zeedar Teretz."
Zeedar Teretz by Magnolia Fan November 18, 2003
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Zeedar Teretz 

In ancient European legend, a mighty warrior who roamed the earth, solving mystery and whuppin’ ass. Some say Zeedar Teretz lives today, as a very old man, who roams the world playing an important part in the events of the world.

Also, a dick with a website. www.zeedarteretz.com.
That's so freaky, only Zeedar Teretz could have done it!
Zeedar Teretz by Kevin Smith November 24, 2003
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Zeedar Teretz 

A dance, similar to the Hokey Pokey, except with a greater emphasis on pelvic thrusting. It became popular as a disco throwback alternative to the punk rock craze that was taking over Manchester in the late 1970's. It was banned in several prominent nightclubs, including the legendry Hacienda, giving it a reputation as "the forbidden dance."
"Only one man ever lost an eye doing the Zeedar Teretz, and he deserved it."
Zeedar Teretz by Randal May 13, 2004

Zeedar Teretz 

A local farmers lad from Yorkshire
Zeedar Teretz by B.T.B April 22, 2004

zeedar teretz 

Zeedar refurs to Mike Zeedar, a minor internet personality mostly known for his glowing afidavids on the virtues of owning a Mac. Teretz is Hewbrew for excuse.

The phase Zeedar Teretz refurs a situation where someone is repeatedly doing something inexcusable, without even offering an excuse. It is a shortened version of "What's Mike Zeedar's Teretz?"
Halle Berry making another movie? That's a zeedar teretz.
zeedar teretz by Caitlin Bree July 14, 2004

zeedar teretz 

A form of currency in Burkina Faso, independant republic of West Africa. Most commonly used in the capital city, Ouagadougou.
ie. one Zeedar Teretz to ten Olsens.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026