Zapanese 

1) noun, plural the Zapanese
people from Korea who live in Japan and beg the Japanese Government for Social Security on the pretext of fundamental human rights, and/or who pretend to be Japanese citizens anywhere in the world except in the Korean Peninsula.

2) noun, uncountable
the way the Zapanese pronounce the words of the Japanese language

3) adjective Zapanese

The sushi bar owned by a Zapanese family in Los Angels serves garbage.

Zapanese by Abajian November 30, 2005

Zapalese 

A highly misunderstood language whose proper pronunciation is guaranteed after several cocktails. Zapalese is characterized by heavy slurring, aggressive use of profanity and rapid fluctuations in volume.

Although Eric was really into the story he was telling, no one else at the bar could understand his Zapalese.

Zapalese by Shack96 July 18, 2006

Zappanese 

Of or like the works or philosophy of American composer, musician and film director Frank Zappa (1940-1993). Much of his music and other work related to new and bleeding edges of jazz and other experimental and surreal, often self defined, genres.

Your presentation today left everyone else sitting on earth: it was Zappanese.

Zappanese by OldUncleMe May 29, 2008