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Another way of saying, "Well what the fuck." Or another way of saying, "Wow, well fuck me in the ass."
John : Hey I just bench pressed 215 lbs!!

Eric : Thats it? Come to my world, I just bench pressed 260.

John : Well Zankoo!! Zan fucking Koo
Zankoo by KingKamehameha94 April 7, 2011
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A zanko is a trap line
“Bro I mash work of my zanko still”
Zanko by Way2trappy October 12, 2019
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a person who sets the example of cool, a leader of culture/ society. a soldier and true warrior in every sense of the word.
Only a zanko can assemble our community.
zanko by Zanko January 15, 2006
The theme song for the Japanese anime Neon Genesis Evangelion called "Zankoku Na Tenshi No Te-Ze," which means Cruel Angel's Thesis.
i'm gonna zankoku your ass!
zankoku by brand678 May 16, 2010
Zanoon probably one of the best person in the world. He'd make you laugh anytime anywhere. But he's also very lame. He handsome and is photogenic. He's self obsessed. He will fall in love with only one girl. And she will be very lucky. He will be overprotective about her.
Every girl needs a zanoon
Zanoon by Beautiful poet. May 2, 2018

Zonkookooladoku 

The Sussiest Baka you’ll ever meet, often has the smallest meat.

Easily confused with:
Zonfluvian
Zarchy
Zubus

Zagwoncher
That kid is such a zonkookooladoku. I can smell him from a mile away.
Zonkookooladoku by Applegobbler14 January 31, 2022

Zankou mouth 

A God-awful breath smell brought on by eating copious amounts of the delicious yet deadly garlic sauce.

Only known cure is to sprinkle salt around your mouth and whisper an incantation.
His Zankou mouth was so bad it was basically an STD.
Zankou mouth by Fila dough July 23, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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