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Mirriam Webster Modern American Edition, pub. 2006, noun. adv. pron. "Zal coh," der. Latin: term for incompetence, ineptness, and/or general inabilty to manage.
"VDOT apparently Zalco'd the adjustment of the traffic lights at Route 123 and Spring Hill Drive."

"Saddam Hussein is such a Zalco."

"Can you believe that airline? They are such Zalcos."

"We would have won the game if our coach hadn't pulled a Zalco."
Zalco by Robert HH September 4, 2008
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Zalmon-Bozi 

A Bukharian Jewish expression used to refer to a person who plays reverse psychology or engages in psychological warfare.

Origins come from a famous Bukharian peasant called Zalmoni Sish Lela (Zalmon the six fingered one). He would con his fellow countrymen with riddles and deceitful games. The actual term 'Zalmon Bozi' means 'Zalmon Games'.
Hey James, are you having your cousin Charles who engages in Zalmon-bozi to come to the poker game tonight? Because if so, you can count me out.
zarco

noun
A form of tourette syndrome that involves repetitive, repugnant, lecherous, sounds (tics) that, ostensibly, are attempts to attract sexual partners but, in actuality, repulse them.
He has zarco disorder. He will die a virgin.
Zarco by Scamper Nitely October 29, 2022
That song is so Zaloom
Zaloom by C-dawg May 24, 2003
A group of people in the Myth society on a platform of play called ROBLOX, they consist of several different types of Zalcus, but all of them have a base of black coloring, following a different color. They do not speak of themselves publicly as you would have to know what the TombkMakinsgo is to be able to speak to them.
TombkMakinsgo is where the Zalcus are.
Zalcus by blackexcellence. December 19, 2018
Ṫ͌ó̍ ̍͂̓̍̍̀i̊ͯ͒nͧ̍̓̃͋vok̂̓ͤ̓̂ěͬ ͆tͬ̐́̐͆h̒̏͌̓e͂ ̎̊h̽͆ͯ̄ͮi͊̂ͧͫ̇̃vͥͦ́ẻͤ-͒m̈́̀i̓ͮ͗̑͌̆̅n̓̓ͨd̊̑͛̔̚ ͨͮ̊̾rͪeͭͭ͑ͧ́͋p̈́̅̚rͧe̒̈̌s̍̽ͩ̓̇e͗n̏͊ͬͭtͨ͆ͤ̚iͪ͗̍n͐͒g̾ͦ̎ ͥ͌̽̊ͩͥ͗c̀ͬͣha̍̏̉ͪ̈̚o̊̏s̊̋̀̏̽̚.͒ͫ͛͛̎ͥ
̎Iͫ̅n͆̆͑vͦ̅ŏͩͧ̓̊̀ͩk̃ͦ̚ĭͥ̏̊͆̌̈́ńg̅ ̒̋t̽̔h͊ê͑ ͐͂̀̈feͮ̑͋̀ͦe̓l͒̚̚i͛̋̅̆ͮnͨ̿̌̄gͣ ̌̅́̈́ȍf̋̏ ̇ͩ̇ͧ̏cͭ̔ȟ̈́͆a͋os͗͑̈̐.̔
̆̒ͮW̓͋ͮ͐̚i͂t̊ͪhͫͯ̑͒ ͫ̃̚o̐útͩ̍̉ ͒͂̍̿o̐rͥ͌deͥrͥ̑̐̈.̒̅̈́ͦ̓
̔̅̈́̃T̋h̏̅͛eͭ ̍ͬ̓Ṅ̂̂e͆ͥ̃ͧ̏̀z͒̋̏̇̑peͬ͗̊̾̌̽ͦrͭ̒͒ͪd̀̋̅̔̿̔̄iͨ̆͐a̓̂̎̚ṅ hiͬ̓́ͪ̓v̂ͪ̎͋ͤ͑ė͒̐ͪ͛͐ͥ-͌̓̈́̒mͨĭn̾̅d̔ͭ ̄̃ͪ̆ͫ͂o̾f̋ͩ̍ ͮcͬ̏͊h̒͊̌̍̈́̓a̐͋̀o͆ͤ́ͭ̑ͮ̄s̀̃ͮ̓ͬ. ̆ͪͧͣͩZ̈́a̎̇l͌́gͪ̒ǒͦ̎. ̾͑̐̇
͑̌ͥ͛ͩ̚H̆ͧ̓e̍͊̒ͣ w̄́̀ho͐͋̍̌̎ͪ ̊̇͗͛̓Wͪ̅ä̇̍̌̄̈́̏ìͥ͗͌ͣͤt̾ͮ̒̽͌s̍͊ ̎̅̿̌Bͤ́ͬe̊͂̾̀̆͆̇ḧ́͂͑̇͋̄̾i̎ͬͬͨ̒̽͑n̉d̾̏̈́͊̌̄̓ ͦ̅ͬ̃T̂ͧ̚hͧͨ͗̂͂͋e̎̓ W̃̽͋͐̀a̍̈́̆̓̐lͫlͧ.̾
͒ͤ͌ͪͭZ͂̾͂̄͗ͦẢͪͣ͌͑̒̐LͦGͦͩ̓ͧOͭ̎̒͑!̇ͪ͐ͩͨ
Zalgo

H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉
Zalgo by scout01 August 20, 2010