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Yourworldoftext 

An MMORPG where your primary way of leveling up is spamming the shit out of a multiplayer notepad.

Common contributions include 'tasteful' entries such as "SWATISKAS!", "Hello", and advertisements for pornography sites. No, srlsy.

Disregard that it sucks cock, though, and look at the larger picture. Due to the fact that the site lacks moderators, your fastest leveling system would be to spam shit.

There are multiple in-game classes, including:
1. ASCII Art Spammer. This is the easiest class to level up in, but you're unlikely to get a party as everybody will be too busy typing over your "wonderful depiction" of a monkey to pay attention to you.
2. Chatter. Due to an infestation of retards, you're unlikely to be able to level up at all. The class is faster than most, but never is able to do anything. Enjoy one-sided conversations with people who left the site long ago until you've reached the maximum level.
3. Obscenity Shouter. This is the strongest of all classes, and is sure to be the most rewarding. By spamming things everywhere that people will (hopefully) be offended at, you'll have no competition and easily attain a maximum power level.
4. Cyberer. This class is by far the most repulsive, and comes with a "+5 Nerd" ability. Avoid it.

The site is crap, and could do with some additional bacon being added to its menu.

Also, note that there is no way to die, nor equip your "RARE EQUIPZ LOLZ" in this MMORPG.

Similar games include: Wikipedia, Vandalizing Wikis, and Suicide
Typical conversations on Yourworldoftext on this site go like this:
"Triggerfall"
"I HERD WHAT YOU SAID"
"------+ c"
"Yes."
"he"
"MANUIPULATOR!"
Yourworldoftext by Auro August 14, 2009
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