Babe I revoked your pussy card but you can get this Dick
by MrFukkWidIt January 14, 2019
by Anastasiiatuzova March 18, 2021
Person 1: You dropped your gay card.
Person 2 turns round to look before fully realising what Person 1 has said.
Person 1: Hahaha! You must have a gay card! You're gay!!!!
Person 2 turns round to look before fully realising what Person 1 has said.
Person 1: Hahaha! You must have a gay card! You're gay!!!!
by winz May 11, 2005
a figure of speech used any time a man knowingly does something "semi-manly", or deemed as feminine. The idea is, the more holes you punch, the less "manly" you are.
At the Bar:
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."
Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."
On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."
Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."
On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."
by Surf City Bum July 16, 2010
Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card
Bob: *deletes Fortnite*
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card
Bob: *deletes Fortnite*
by Tiny Chungus January 31, 2019
Kim: Haha noob i am better than you on adopt me
Yeon: I have Your mom's credit card
Kim: *lefts the game*
Yeon: I have Your mom's credit card
Kim: *lefts the game*
by Hyebun1 May 24, 2021
An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.
Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.
Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.
Or:
Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.
Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.
Or:
Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.
by bktscrambler October 5, 2009