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A guitarist who should be recognized for his speed and technical ability, not his ability to write music.
Holy crap, it's amazing how Yngwie Malmsteen gets to all those notes, but it sounds like shit.
by Madison Verger October 02, 2007
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A guitarist from Sweden which his name we couldn't pronounce. Arguably the best shredder there is.
A: Hey, that Yngwie Malmsteen guy is fuckin' awsome.
B: Hell ya, but what's witht he weight issue lately?
by Austin January 01, 2005
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Guitarist from Sweden who writes Arpeggios FROM HELL. He doesn't need a real band or even a vocalist, just a drum machine, a bassist, and arpeggios, all FROM HELL.
Yngwie Malmsteen-It's hard to explain.
by Timbo Sven August 13, 2007
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Fucking amazing Sweedish Neo-classical guitarist who rips Vai and Satriani a new asshole.
Dude, Malmsteen plays the sexiest music ever.
by Love, Kowski January 13, 2004
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A seemingly worthless (At least today) neo classical guiarist. He is known for popularizing neo classical metal. He was one of the first guitarists (Along with randy rhoads and others) to use very exotic scales and borque classical influences in his composition. About 95% of his stuff is mindless shredding, but his groundbreaking Rising Force album is full of classics!
Yngwie Malmsteen is fat... He doesnt even do anything... He just sits around and eats cheesecakes all day.
by lahunley September 28, 2006
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Crappy ass wanker who got a guitar when he was still rubbing his cock. He decided to make a similar motion when playing guitar, basically going crazy alternate picking and wanking on the frets. No soul whatsoever. Pretentious, and he also has a staggering inability to pick a stage name. I mean fucking come on... "GO YNGWIE!"?
*"Uplifting" intro*
*big, long, wankery guitar solo*
*.7 seconds of silence*
*huge, wankery guitar solo*
by Mr. Bock Man (RC) February 18, 2005
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