Yargenstein 

1. A shorter, more sophisticated version of saying "yes"

2. A unit of distance

1. Connor: Dost thou care for a serving of caviar or champagne, sir?

Alex: Yargenstein.

2. I just travled 69 yargensteins

Yargenstein by Wyguy5 August 5, 2012

Yankenstein 

A woman who is too nasty to have sex with, but you'll allow her to yanky-yank on your pecker, as long as nobody will find out.

I was so horny that I let this Yankenstein jack me off behind a dumpster.

She's so ugly she could never be my girlfriend, but I'd let her be my Yankenstein.

Yankenstein by PurpleTantrum September 6, 2018