A Young-Ass vegan: used to describe the child of a vegan, indoctrinated from birth. One clearly not yet of an age to decide for themselves that Fakeon, Tofurky and soy milk is some weird-ass shit to be avoided at all costs.
Man, look at that hippy and her Yaegan buying tofu and soy milk at Whole Foods. Ah well, for every cow she doesn't eat, I'll eat 3. And where does soy milk come from anyway? I've never seen a soy titty...
by The Salty Oracle January 7, 2016