An epithet used for those of both Italian and Polish decent. Characteristics of being a Woplock is a fascination with gold, money, extremely cheap, lazy, and trying to con people out of things. Also most have pony tails, smoke cheap cigars, and are extremely oily even during the winter months. However most Woplock's do not claim to be part polish but claim they are true blue Italians. Another trait of a Woplock in conjunction with claiming to be Italian and denying their Polish roots is they are most likely in fact a greasy Sicilian.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Why does that old Italian guy always try to con our boss out of money for his retirement claiming he is working hard and deserves it?"
Guy 2: "That's because he has never worked a day in his life and everyone falls for his lies. Also he's not full blooded Italian he's part polish... He is a WOPLOCK!
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Why does that old Italian guy drink so much blackberry brandy instead of something good like grappa?"
Guy 2: "That's because someone else didn't buy it for him and he's Italian AND Polish... He's a WOPLOCK!
Guy 1: "Why does that old Italian guy always try to con our boss out of money for his retirement claiming he is working hard and deserves it?"
Guy 2: "That's because he has never worked a day in his life and everyone falls for his lies. Also he's not full blooded Italian he's part polish... He is a WOPLOCK!
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Why does that old Italian guy drink so much blackberry brandy instead of something good like grappa?"
Guy 2: "That's because someone else didn't buy it for him and he's Italian AND Polish... He's a WOPLOCK!
by The German Truth Teller! December 6, 2013