Wookiee Smuggler

1.
A person, most often male, (though it can be used from a female perspective) who repeatedly gets drunk and brings home an unattractive member of the opposite sex. the next morning upon the realization of the social faux pas committed, this person then engages in the act of Wookiee smuggling. This involves trying to remove said person from the abode without others seeing, or realising what is going on, in an attempt to regain some semblance of dignity.

2.
A person who smuggles Wookiees,hirsute bipeds from the Star Wars universe. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca, a companion to Han Solo.

"Hey man, did you see Dave come home last night?"
"nah bro, he brought some ugly ass chick home later on i think"
"jeez, what a douche, the guys such a fucking Wookiee smuggler"

by Crabex February 23, 2009

wookie smuggler

The nickname that Mr. Hopson (7th grade Lakeside Middle School in Seattle Biology teacher) uses in class, especially with a certain group of boys that are special in their own little way.

"Sten, stop being a wookie smuggler and stealing Brooke's test score1"

by Emma December 7, 2004

Wookie Smuggler

1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.

Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.

by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022