woodpusher

A weak chessplayer; connotes someone who moves pieces around without any plan. Often used in trash-talk. Syn: Patzer, Fish.
Frank's just a woodpusher; you could give him rook odds and still take him.
by BenF October 05, 2003
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Woodpusher or Wood Pusher, a nickname, originally the term was used at the transition time of wood boards from the mass-produced, plastic “banana” board, in the mid to late 80's. It was named for the foward kicking motion to propel the skateboard forward.

Origin time: Mid 80's. The term was first used in and around Richmond and Vancouver, BC Canada, about the same time that Kevin Harris opened the Indoor Richmond Skate Ranch with Tony Hawk. The Richmond Skate Ranch, was an indoor skateboard facility featuring multiple ramps and wooden park features, including the "mini Chin", a complex multi-ramp structure designed by Lance Mountain, located in Richmond, British Columbia Canada. The Ranch closed in 1993.
The skater or group of skaters would go by and a non-skater person would scream "Woodpusher" as they went skating by.

i.e. "WOODPUSHER!!!" Single or "WOODPUSHERS!!!" plural
by BCBud 1967 May 12, 2010
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a term used by rollerbladers to define skateboarders who are narrow minded enough to hate rollerbladers
Woodpushers suck ass
by fruit booter May 21, 2003
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an attempt as an insult for skateboarders by fruit booters, instead a accurate description of what a skateboarder is actually doing with his/her board - i.e. pushing wood

Lupe Fiasco said it best "kick, PUSH, kick, PUSH, coast..."
woodpusher : lets go push some wood
fellow skateboarder : way ahead of ya.
by self proclaimed woodpusher March 09, 2009
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A skateboarder who is an asshole enough to hate rollerbladers because he has nothing better to do beside smoke pot and suck dick.
Fuckin woodpush got in my face so i kicked his ass.
by chipmunk June 03, 2003
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Any guy who willingly fucks another guy in the ass.
Jails are packed with woodpushers.
by rudiger burkins June 04, 2003
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Someone involved in gay porn who skateboards on the side.
I am a woodpusher which means I am involved in gay porn but i skateboard on the side.
by VAULT COLA! May 23, 2006
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