Wldnas 

"Wldnas" is in fact a contraction of "William Dinas" and is used by some unscrupulous individuals as a pseudonym on the World Wide Web.

However, it does have some offensive connoations. For example, in the town of Leamington Spa, UK, it is generally understood to mean "a thirty year old man who still lives with his parents and has a dead end job".

In some regions of the UK, "Wldnas" appears in local folklore as a kind of bogeyman figure, which parents use to frighten disobedient children with.

"Wldnas" is also a legendary figure on the Internet, known for haunting message boards, generally causing havoc, and preaching his divinity to all and sundry.

If you don't eat your greens, Wldnas will get you!

Wldnas by Jason Lovell July 30, 2004

Wldnas 

An imaginary muppet, dreamt up by an ass.

"Wldnas, you're an ass."

Wldnas by Chipseh July 30, 2004

Wldnas 

"Wldnas" is reputed to be one of the finest and most skilful hackers on the internet today. He operates in the utmost secrecy, and it is widely believed by those in-the-know not to make him angry, or very bad things will happen.

"Wldnas" is also an enthusiast of the sport of Banger Racing. He achieved considerable fame in this sport as he was the fabled driver of Mr Limmy 205.

"Wldnas" is also known to have operated under the name Maelforg in the past, and it is rumoured that he is the creator of Cetaforce, a heroic shoal of cyber-suit wearing, talking dolphins that live somewhere off the coast of England.

I say, that Wldnas is a jolly queer fellow!

Wldnas by Jolla Sloven August 2, 2004