a hipster who has a light mustache due to either being unkempt, they find a mustache ironic, they're Parisian, or simply cannot grow a real mustache due to being ethnic. A person with wispy faglestache usually looks like they've been dirty sanchez-ed.
I spotted a Wispy Faglestache the other day at Starbucks.
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In the 1980's Larry Bird wore a wispy faglestache.
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In the 1980's Larry Bird wore a wispy faglestache.
by djparallax December 29, 2010