An Indian man speaking through an earpiece with heavy breathing calling you at the most random of times and say that you have a virus and they need to fix it.
Most victims that fall for this scam are the elderly who don't know much about computers.
Most victims that fall for this scam are the elderly who don't know much about computers.
*phone rings*
Troll: Hello?
Rauhl: Hello sir this is windows technical support calling about your windows computer because it is infected with a virus and we need to get rid of it.
Rauhl: Turn on your computer, your windows computer
Troll: It's already on.
Rauhl: what do you see on your keyboard?
Troll: keys...
Rauhl: okay what need to do is press Windows key and R for Romeo
*Unspecified of time later*
Rauhl: NO NO NO PRESS WINDOWS KEY HOLD IT DOWN AND PRESS R FOR ROBERT
Troll: where is the windows button? I use a Windows 1990 computer and I can't find a windows key.
Rauhl: *silence*
Raul: YOU MADARCHOD BHENCHOD YOU NO KNOW HOW USE COMPUTER?!!?*
Troll: Hello?
Rauhl: Hello sir this is windows technical support calling about your windows computer because it is infected with a virus and we need to get rid of it.
Rauhl: Turn on your computer, your windows computer
Troll: It's already on.
Rauhl: what do you see on your keyboard?
Troll: keys...
Rauhl: okay what need to do is press Windows key and R for Romeo
*Unspecified of time later*
Rauhl: NO NO NO PRESS WINDOWS KEY HOLD IT DOWN AND PRESS R FOR ROBERT
Troll: where is the windows button? I use a Windows 1990 computer and I can't find a windows key.
Rauhl: *silence*
Raul: YOU MADARCHOD BHENCHOD YOU NO KNOW HOW USE COMPUTER?!!?*
by SheepSugary September 13, 2018
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