Whorethirsty 

Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): whore·thirst·i·er; -est
1 a : feeling thirst for whores b : deficient in whores : WHORE PARCHED <whore thirsty land> c : highly absorbent <whore thirsty towels>
2 : having a strong desire for whores : AVID <thirsty for whores>
3 : alternate terminolgy for expressing thirstiness whilst playing three man with a rule that states you must swear in every sentence you utter
- whore·thirst·i·ness /-stE-n&s/ noun

Brian was whore thirsty while he played three man.

Whorethirsty by Jim Konz March 1, 2005

whorethority 

Authority that is held by a slut.

Ex 1. Joe, "See how many compliments she gets from other chicks" Steve, "Ya she must have a lot of whorethority". Ex 2. "That chick used to have a lot of whorethority until she put on weight"

whorethority by Philip J Fry December 28, 2012