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Whore magic 

When your dick gets hard randomly casually talking to a girl. With out her even trying
“Mike, why’s your dick hard? We were just talking about the kitchen table?” Said Steph. Mike replies, idk Steph must be your whore magic calling my dick
Whore magic by yvuviuuiv March 13, 2021

Whore magic 

Calculated seductive moves mixed with an unseen force some woman posess to make men lose all common sense and give into her evil ways.
I kept telling her i didnt want a relationship, yet she kept on trying her whore magic on me. Im better than that voodoo sorcery
Whore magic by Spanacus March 17, 2022

this is where the magic happens

This is my bedroom. I do sex here. I am good at sex.

Phrase popularised by MTV celebrity show "Cribs" where celebrities show a camera crew round their house or apartment.

It became customary for the "celebrity" to use this phrase when leading the crew into the main bedroom. Used in the same way by people in their own non-celebrity homes or ironically in other contexts
Over there is the toilet, that's my Mom's room and here, this is where the magic happens. Sorry about the smell

giblits the magical crack whore 

He's giblits! A crack whore with MAGICAL POWERS!!!
He's giblits the magical crack whore, from the land of gravy and STD's.

giblits the magical crack whore 

He ish my friend, whom I <3. Really, he should be upgraded.
Get over here, Giblits and give yer mum a hug!