whong

Bigger than schlong. Means a big penis.
Supposed to tie in the words whoa and wang

I don't have a dick I have a Whong! So you'd best reconize!

by Solid August 1, 2005

whong

verb, to whong , a euphemism for the act of being sick or vomiting. colonial variants, "tossing your cookies" (US) "driving the porcelain truck" ( AUS) "freeing the peacock" (POL) "talking to god on the big white telephone" (SCO) hurl ( Wayne's World )

" our J has stopped whonging now and is feeling much better"

by chalkeee January 22, 2013

kolten wong'd

To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.

Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.

Mrs: Smith: excuse me?

Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!

by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014

wong shitheng

A name given to a girl who has pretty but smelly feet. Girls with this name are attracted by most of guys.

I love Wong Shitheng. She is pretty but has smelly feet. But it's okay, I still love her.

by Celest98 June 4, 2022

Dominic Wong

A chinese guy from the west midlands. Unordinarily tall, extremely handsome and funny, has the power, skill and prowess to beat most the people on the planet. The guy also has an extraordinarily large penis for an asian (2.3 inches) which just makes him even more amazing.

also pulls all the girls

Dominic Wong is 100 times stronger than bruce lee, a proven fact by NASA.

by jun.1g June 1, 2020

bitch-whinging

A person who whinges incessantly in a bitch like fashion

Stu: "...and then she said, that I said, that she said that I said she was horrible...."
Holly: "Quit your bitch-whinging you boring fuck. Get me a beer!"

by Pochunka October 22, 2009

Shorter Wong

A pure boi who didn't deserve all the pain and suffering.

That dude deserved better, he's a Shorter Wong.

by Spooper March 12, 2019