whong

Bigger than schlong. Means a big penis.
Supposed to tie in the words whoa and wang

I don't have a dick I have a Whong! So you'd best reconize!

by Solid July 14, 2005

whong

verb, to whong , a euphemism for the act of being sick or vomiting. colonial variants, "tossing your cookies" (US) "driving the porcelain truck" ( AUS) "freeing the peacock" (POL) "talking to god on the big white telephone" (SCO) hurl ( Wayne's World )

" our J has stopped whonging now and is feeling much better"

by chalkeee January 22, 2013