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Matt white from endfield, ct

largest meat slinger you'll ever meet. Definitely loves to suck cock and often skips class. He is sexually attracted to the GTA loading screen and can not go more than 5 minutes without ripping his nicky.
Man that guy is packing, that must be matt white from endfield, ct!

White On Both Ends

The blandest of bland people, typically white folk. These people usually suck the life out of any situation with their overwhelming dullness.
"I got stuck in a conversation with Chad at the party, it was like talking to a log!"
"God I know! He's white on both ends"
White On Both Ends by 6tee9er August 7, 2022

endless whipe 

1. After shitting, no matter how much toilet paper you use, theres always more to whipe... seemingly endless.

2. Caused by sticky shit from high fat, low fiber diets. No matter how much you whipe, the thick yet thin, sticky poo will stick to your butt whipe after whipe creating the feeling of an endless whipe.

a. Caused by high fat low/non-fiber intake.
I don't know whats going on man?! It seems like I'm getting the endless whipe every few days!

A friend told me a good way to get rid of the endless whipe is to wet the toilet paper with water before you whipe. I tried that but it still never ends!

The only way to end the endless whipe... is with your brother's washcloth.
endless whipe by Firef0x September 13, 2010
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026