White Chicken Pox 

When a filthy slut is so shit faced that after performing oral sex and allowing her partner to seminate all over her face she passes out before cleaning her self up, resulting in a face full of crusty white spots in the morning

kelly: what did you do last night christine?

Christine: not much really, stayed in, watched a film with my mum.

kelly: oh really? how do you explain the white chicken pox then you filthy whore

Christine: fine! i took a face full spunk last night!

White Chicken Pox by flangeface March 27, 2011